Satan Burger
10 best books like Satan Burger (Carlton Mellick III): Ass Goblins of Auschwitz, Zerostrata, Angel Dust Apocalypse, Shatnerquake, Rico Slade Will F*cking Kill You, The Doom Magnetic! Trilogy, Dr. Identity, Piecemeal June, House of Houses, Rotten Little Animals
| Author | Cameron Pierce |
| ISBN | 1933929936 |
It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce. In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass...
| Author | Andersen Prunty |
| ISBN | 1933929758 |
After ten years, Hansel Nothing returns to his boyhood home, unable to remember anything that has happened to him since he left. Back home, he stays in Zerostrata, a treehouse in the backyard. The Nothing family is as dysfunctional and depressed as ever. His mother keeps a cat on her head and incessantly...
| Author | Jeremy Robert Johnson |
| ISBN | 0976249839 |
Meth-heads, man-made monsters, and murderous Neo-Nazis. Blissed out club kids dying at the speed of sound. The un-dead and the very soon-to-be-dead. They're all here, trying to claw their way free. From the radioactive streets of a war-scarred future, where the nuclear bombs have become self-aware,...
| Author | Jeff Burk |
| ISBN | 1933929820 |
After a reality bomb goes off at the first ever ShatnerCon, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner. Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Priceline Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Rescue...
| Author | Bradley N. Sands |
| ISBN | 1936383470 |
What the crap is Arnold Schwarzenegger doing on the cover of Rico Slade's book? This is Rico Slade's goddamn book. Rico Slade is not a body builder, an actor, or a governor. Rico Slade is an action hero.
Rico Slade doesn't care about the political climate. Rico Slade has an advance degree in badassery....
The Doom Magnetic! Trilogy
| Author | William Pauley III |
| ISBN | 0987156195 |
CHORIZO, NEVADA is full of dusty streets, gritty men, and filthy women - the perfect place for a man chockful of secrets to hide. But one fateful day, his past catches up to him... A Japanese assassin with a cue-ball eye invades the town with an army of two-foot eyeless minions who have an uncanny taste for...
| Author | D. Harlan Wilson |
| ISBN | 1933293322 |
For a professor at Corndog University it's quite acceptable to purchase a robotic doppleganger and have it teach your classes for you. But how does it reflect on your teaching skills when your doppleganger murders the whole class? Follow the Dystopian Duo (Dr. Blah Blah Blah and his robot Dr. Identity)...
| Author | Jordan Krall |
| ISBN | 1933929634 |
Kevin lives in a small apartment above a porn shop with his tarot-reading cat, Mithra. He has gotten used to Mithra bringing him things from outside: dead mice, Twinkie wrappers, donut scraps, houseplants, and the occasional rabbit head. But one day, Mithra brings him an ankle... a sweaty piece of rubber-latex...
| Author | Kevin L. Donihe |
| ISBN | 1933929707 |
"This is perhaps the weirdest book that anyone has ever written, or will ever write. Donihe is the best kept secret of the bizarro fiction genre." - Carlton Mellick III, author of Adolf in Wonderland There once was an odd reclusive little man who was in love with his house. He loved this house not in the way...
"Like a bionic Ralph Bakshi reborn from snorting Orwell's ashes, Kevin Shamel drags cherished childhood fantasies into the gutter of adulthood, and makes you pay dearly to swallow them all over again. Intelligence is a universal disease, but never fear... Rotten Little Animals just may be the cure...
| Author | Athena Villaverde |
| ISBN | 1936383306 |
In a post-apocalyptic underwater dome, there lives a girl with a starfish growing from her head. Her name is Ohime. She is the starfish girl. Alone in this world, Ohime must fight for her life against lecherous crabmen, piranha people, and a yellow algae that is causing humans to mutate into fish. Until...
| Author | Steve Lowe |
| ISBN | 1936383012 |
Billy Gillespie wakes up one morning to discover his junk is gone. In its place is his wife's junk. Billy is now Tina, and Tina is dead. That's because Billy's dead. His lifeless body is still in bed and empty beer bottles and a container of antifreeze litter the kitchen counter. Over the next 24 hours, Billy...
| Author | Garrett Cook |
| ISBN | 0980593824 |
Je ne suis pas un chapeau. Je suis un homme... In an overgrown, primeval, jungle-city state, Bernard is a test subject for science experiments. His father and Professor Sagramour have been injecting him with hallucinogenic mud and reality affirming drugs so that one day man will be immune to the insanity...
| Author | Bradley Sands |
| ISBN | 1936383152 |
Bizarro humorist Bradley Sands returns with one of the strangest, most hilarious collections of the year.In Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy, the pope gets sued, a headless man falls in love with a bowl of rice, and architects dismantle the earth. A war breaks out over greeting cards. A suicidal amputee tries...
| Author | Vincent W. Sakowski |
| ISBN | 0971357226 |
Take Alice in Wonderland, Dark City, and Pilgrim's Progress. Put them in a blender with a lot of dry ice. Mix and serve in a dirty, broken glass. And that's just the first chapter of Some Things Are Better Left Unplugged. This postmodern fable examines the need for myth, metaphor and identity. The story...
Suicide Girls in the Afterlife
| Author | Gina Ranalli |
| ISBN | 0976631083 |
After Pogue commits suicide, she unexpectedly finds herself an unwilling guest at a hotel in the Afterlife, where she meets a group of bizarre characters, including a goth Satan, a hippie Jesus, and an alien-human hybrid. This novella is from Gina Ranalli, an author of bizarro fiction, including Chemical...
