Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy
10 best books like Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy (Bradley Sands): The Pickled Apocalypse of Pancake Island, Shatnerquake, Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland, Grundish and Askew, Starfish Girl, Muscle Memory, The Egg Said Nothing, Bucket of Face, Squid Pulp Blues, Lick Your Neighbor
A demented fairy tale about a pickle, a pancake, and the apocalypse. It is Gaston Glew's sixteenth Sad Day - the sixteenth anniversary of the saddest day of his life: his day of birth - and his parents have just committed suicide. Fed up with the sadness of Pickled Planet, Gaston Glew builds a rocket ship...
| Author | Jeff Burk |
| ISBN | 1933929820 |
After a reality bomb goes off at the first ever ShatnerCon, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner. Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Priceline Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Rescue...
| Author | Carlton Mellick III |
| ISBN | 1933929928 |
Road Warrior Werewolves versus McDonaldland Mutants...post-apocalyptic fiction has never been quite like this. They call themselves the Warriors, their enemies call them the Bitches. They are a gang of man-eating, motorcycle-riding, war-hungry werewolf women, and they are the rulers of the...
| Author | Lance Carbuncle |
| ISBN | 0982280009 |
Strap on your athletic cup and grab a barf bag. The Dr. Reverend Lance Carbuncle is going to kick you square in the balls and send you on a wild ride that may or may not answer the following questions: what happens when two white trash, trailer park-dwelling, platonic life partners go on a moronic and misdirected...
| Author | Athena Villaverde |
| ISBN | 1936383306 |
In a post-apocalyptic underwater dome, there lives a girl with a starfish growing from her head. Her name is Ohime. She is the starfish girl. Alone in this world, Ohime must fight for her life against lecherous crabmen, piranha people, and a yellow algae that is causing humans to mutate into fish. Until...
| Author | Steve Lowe |
| ISBN | 1936383012 |
Billy Gillespie wakes up one morning to discover his junk is gone. In its place is his wife's junk. Billy is now Tina, and Tina is dead. That's because Billy's dead. His lifeless body is still in bed and empty beer bottles and a container of antifreeze litter the kitchen counter. Over the next 24 hours, Billy...
| Author | Caris O'Malley |
| ISBN | 1936383268 |
Meet Manny. He's your average shut-in with a penchant for late night television and looting local fountains for coins. With eight locks on his door and newspapers covering his windows, he's more than a bit paranoid too.
His wasn't a great life, but it was comfortable-at least it was until the...
| Author | Eric Hendrixson |
| ISBN | 1936383314 |
Thirteen years after a police officer searching a suspected child molester's home spilled a vial of silver pollen, America is still struggling with how to recognize its sentient fruit population. Charles is just a normal guy working at a doughnut shop until an apple and a banana shoot each other in a...
| Author | Jordan Krall |
| ISBN | 1933929685 |
Three novellas of squishy-noir from Jordan Krall. On the surface, Thompson looks like any other blue collar New Jersey town. But beneath the working class exterior lies a bizarro world of fetishistic crime, sleazy motels, and squid. In these three bizarro-noir novellas, the reader is thrown into...
| Author | Chris Genoa |
| ISBN | 1936383063 |
When Dale Alden of the Duxbury Historical Preservation Society awakes on the morning before Thanksgiving, there's a turkey hanging from a tree in his backyard, a duck hanging from a rope in his fridge, an ill-tempered farmer in his bedroom, cops on his doorstep, and his son's greasy, drumstick-clutching...
The Cannibal's Guide to Ethical Living
| Author | Mykle Hansen |
| ISBN | 1936383284 |
In a remote and dangerous corner of the ocean, the renowned gourmet and food journalist Louis De Gustibus is held captive by an elite chef-and vegan cannibal-named Andre. But Andre would never eat his dear friend Louis. Andre only eats millionaires! Over a five star French meal of fine wine, organic...
A Million Versions of Right
| Author | Matthew Revert |
| ISBN | 0980593816 |
Between these covers lies a cornucopia of wonders. Step into a world that defies all logic. One of Masturbatory headphones, diabolically toppled comb-jars, moustache-filled ejaculations, malfunctioning bookmarks, bricolage scrotums, wank fairies and a poorly conceived theory regarding wall...
| Author | Andersen Prunty |
| ISBN | 1933929650 |
It is a world where men wake up with laser beams for eyes and wives play sadistic practical jokes. It is a world where body parts randomly fall off and fathers turn into antelopes. In this world, vampires and spontaneous combustions are a constant threat. THE OVERWHELMING URGE is a collection of bizarro...
| Author | D. Harlan Wilson |
| ISBN | 0982628129 |
D. Harlan Wilson returns with another ferociously mindbending collection of short fiction. Masked in absurdity, these stories reveal the horrifying and hilarious faces of everyday life. Wilson tells of egg raids, hog rippers, monk spitters, fathers who take their children to pet stores to buy them...
The Bizarro Starter Kit (blue)
| Author | Steve Aylett |
| ISBN | 1933929626 |
There's a new genre rising from the underground. Its name: BIZARRO. For years, readers have been asking for a category of fiction dedicated to the weird, crazy, cult side of storytelling that has become a staple in the film industry (with directors such as David Lynch, Takashi Miike, Tim Burton, and...
